This.... is..... Athens?
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The only thing that rose was my eye-brow
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Finally I have the time to write a short review on 300:Rise of an Empire, after watching it last Saturday.
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Themistocles |
So finally the much awaited and expected (at least by fans of the first one) sequel (well, prequel, well, it happened simultaneously with Leonidas' hot-gates march). This one heads over to Athens, Greece's democracy pioneers. And Athens' very own Leo, Themistocles, a master tactician on the battlefield. A kind leader who, as we are told, caused the whole shenanigans by killing Xerxes' (that generous God) father, King Darius.
With the general plot out of the way, lets get down to the review of the movie itself. Well, the first 15 minutes is cramped with 3D 'gimmickry', which I found sickening (not visually, but just the whole concept of 'I must exploit 3D tech' approach of this installment). All the unnecessary sword to your face, blood on to the screen was overwhelmingly dull. And just how much blood do these people have running through their veins?
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HUUUUAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH |
What I also didn't like about this movie was the amount of back-story it had. Themistocles, Xerxes, Artemisia, Gorgo.... I mean come on, focus on one and make it great, not focus on many and hope one hits the mark. Acting was decent, watchable at best. Stapleton (Themistocles), wasn't quite as gripping with his speeches as G. Butler (as Leonidas), it didn't feel motivating and the 'soldier' of Athens' we'rent really responding to it accordingly. Extras looked like they were picked up from Walmart - unlike in the first 300, where the extras looked the part.
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My body is ready |
Xerxes and Gorgo had little, if any, impact on the whole. This was clearly a duel between Themistocles and Artemisia, which again shows the irrelevance of Xerxes' back-story. A lot of people seemed impressed by Eva Green's acting as Artemisia. While she did well portraying a woman full of vengeance and being a dark general, I felt she didn't quite convince the audience (me, at least) that she really wanted Athens' to fall.
Now, I loved the first 300, and hoped that the sequel to it would be about Dilios (the one-eyed man) leading the rest of Sparta into glory. But instead we got this... Athens. And Themistocles. To be fair, the fight scenes were still pretty gory, so that was nice. But other than that nothing else. But then again, what else would you want in this kind of movie? That is for you to decide.
Bottom Line
Positive(s)
+ Fight Scenes
+ Visual effects (minus the 3D gimmickry)
+ Eva Green is kinda hot
- Shallow, dull plot
- Less than gripping acting
- Uninspiring and unmotivated
Rating: 5.5/10
- Worth a watch to kill time
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I'll just lay here |